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Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation’s Growing Spider Menace

“Something needs to be done and it needs to be done soon—these spiders are everywhere,” said Rich Harlowe, event organizer and founder of Tweakers’ Rights NowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNow!, in testimony before a Senate committee Tuesday.

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    I think that organization is based out of East Tennessee!

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    Soo…it had this long thing explaining about him being a meth addict and blah blah blah but I figured it looked better...

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